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Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!