Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...