Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!