Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
How to speak Southern
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
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Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...