You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...