Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...