Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...