What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...