Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...