A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...