Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...