Software development cycle
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Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Murphy’s work laws
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Student Bloopers – Part I!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!