51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...