Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...