I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
A short poem for today.
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Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
The Origin of Chapstick
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Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
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How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T