English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…