You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...