Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...