Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...