Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...