Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about…
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....