Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...