Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!