Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Classified Funny Ads
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...