Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
What causes people to have arthritis?
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Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
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Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...