You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
REALLY FUNNY!!
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....