Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...