The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.