Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.