Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!