Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...