The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...