Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...