Answering machine
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Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
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Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...