Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...