Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Rules for Cats
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A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...