My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...