An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...