Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...