Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...