An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...