Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...