St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...