George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...