Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
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Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
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Revenge of the Blondes!
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Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
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The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
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A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...