Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...