Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...