Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)