Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
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Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...