A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...