Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...