Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...