A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...